Mental problems

One day at the psychiatrists office, a short, fat man came in, stood in front of the desk and shouted at the psychiatrist 'HOI! Bow to me, lowly Chinese! I am General Yamashita! Hahahahaha ...' and the psychiatrist says 'What makes you think that you are General Yamashita?' and the man says 'Because God made me General Yamashita! Hahahahaha ... '

Suddenly, his laughter is interrupted by a voice from the outside...'NO I DIDN'T!'

After counseling the man and convincing him he is NOT General Yamashita, the short fat man leaves happy and pleased. Before letting the next patient come in, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "Sir Winston Churchill, this is Lim Bo Seng. I have Yamashita's plans ...'"