GST debate

The country was in a terrible state
Parliament sat for a budget debate
It was quite a few moments before Costello spoke
Then he said "Sex will be taxed 5 bucks a poke"
Whether you're short, long, skinny or thick
The tax will be paid on the use of your prick
Then Garath Evans said "Peter look here,
will the tax apply to the boys who are queer?"

Alexander Downer rose and looked rather glum
"Will I be exempt because I like bum?"
Peter replied and sounded quite airy
"You'll pay double you dirty old fairy"

Up rose little Johnny Howard to tremendous applause
He grabbed Bronwyn Bishop and ripped off her drawers
He straddled across her and stuffed her at will
Then shouted at Peter "Put that in your bill"

Kim Beazley then shouted "I think I'll resign
I haven't had sex in a very long time.
I dream every night of a big juicy crutch
but 5 bucks a go, that's too bloody much"

The debate carried on oh what a site
Mal Colston was wanking the whole of the night
MP's were coming the speaker came last
And in the excitement the dumb bill was passed

So now in the bedrooms of Australia at night
There's many a fanny that's closed good and tight
They're taxing our books and taxing our smokes
And now the bastards are taxing our pokes.

If 5 bucks a grind is what we must pay
It's now with ourselves that we must play
To quench our frustrations we must have a wank
And for the state of the country we've Peter to thank.

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